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I am a sex positive, geek positive, queer positive, bisexual, polyamorous and kinked woman. My moods dictate the content here.

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khanandkittens:

Kitten: Holy &$%@, there are like a hundred tribbles on the floor!
Khan: Get. Your claws. Out of my skin. 

khanandkittens:

Kitten: Holy &$%@, there are like a hundred tribbles on the floor!

Khan: Get. Your claws. Out of my skin. 

khanandkittens:

Watched Red 2 with Sara the other day. Needless to say our attention was grabbed by the amazing Byung-hun Lee. One thing led to another and I ended up spending an afternoon photoshopping skittles into his hands. Really. You don’t want to know. 

(I feel like the last one should be captioned, “I’m going to kill you with these skittles, Bruce Willis!”)

khanandkittens:

… I… um. This.  
(for aregrettablehullabaloo, who certainly doesn’t need this!)

Because… Aw, hell, no reason is required for this.

khanandkittens:

… I… um. This.  

(for aregrettablehullabaloo, who certainly doesn’t need this!)

Because… Aw, hell, no reason is required for this.

Anonymous asked
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material